Max Phatnes

Max Phatnes didn’t choose the bass life—the bass life kidnapped him at a young age and raised him on a strict diet of breakbeats and chaos.

Armed with drops so heavy they’ve been classified as small meteorites, he lobs big dirty rollers like a mischievous wizard throwing spells across the dance floor.

Expect accidental backflips, spontaneous airhorn impressions, and moves your chiropractor will hear about.

Lace up your shoes, say goodbye to gravity, and prepare for a set so rowdy it might legally qualify as a natural disaster.

It’s time to take the phatness to the maximum!